Here I am

If you are looking for a steamy hot place where you can read about a desperate or lonely housewife looking for adventure, turn the page my friend. This here blog will be a real as it gets from money probs, job probs, teenagers, pre teens, dogs, vomit and the occasional my foot fell through my deck today kind of stuff. On here, we are real! Seriously, who am I? Glad you ask. I am a girl who does everything (pardon my French here) ASSBACKWARDS.....but somehow, I ended up okay. Well, you can be the judge of that, I guess ;)  You see, I had a baby right out of high school, then got married, got my college education along with my divorce after 10 years. Somehow during the midst of all that, I met a younger man (we will just call him my husband) and moved back home! RURAL INDIANA????? I swore I'd never come back but, here I am living in the country with 2 kids, 3 dogs, next to my in-laws and my super hot and waaaay patient husband. He is the Yin to my Yang for sure. I am this over the top, outgoing, crazy daisy people person who is always 100 mph while my hubby coasts at a cool 45 (He's def a Sunday driver).  While planning my 2nd wedding to my husband, I got this awesome rockstar job for a well known sports company. I love it but, sometimes I think its meant more for a 24 year old single gal! We will get into the adventures of my job at some point. Today's blog is just to let you know what you are in for. That my friend, is a crazy, unpredictable, real blog. Nothing, almost nothing is off limits (no there will not be pornographic material and shame on you for thinking that).